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Mickstup Mouse gets a letter from Social Security

Mickstup Mouse (on eagerly finding newly-incoming mail): A letter from the Social Security! I hope it's MONEY!

(reads letter)

Letter is bureaucratic gibberish and contains things like "YOU ARE REQUIRED TO ATTEND" ... "...SUPER ENHANCED TOTAL WORK..." ..."FAILURE TO ATTEND WILL RESULT IN SUSPENSION OF..."

Mickstup Mouse: ?

[at the appointment]

Receptionist: The doctor will see you now, Mr Mouse.

Practitioner (with wand, hat, etc) (treating several patients in short succession): PRESTO! CHANGE-O! FIT FOR WORK! ... PRESTO! CHANGE-O! FIT FOR WORK! ... PRESTO! CHANGE-O! FIT FOR WORK! ...

Practitioner (theatrically about to reach into large top hat): For my next trick, I will pull an economic recovery out of my hat!